• Caption Challenge

    Small Fry
    Small Fry

    Squirrels are well-known for their bushy tails and their emotional eating.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Oh, urine for the ride of your life with this one.

  • #TBT

    Be careful what you wish for. It might be loud and kinda bossy.

Tosh.0 Blog

WCW: Texting Bride

Posted by: Rachel Callman | February 24, 2016 at 6:00PM

A weekly shout out to some of the many ladies of Tosh.0.

After your fourth wedding they're basically all the same. Yada yada, I do.

[via Tosh.0]

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Mobile Math

Posted by: Josh Keown | January 26, 2016 at 8:00PM


“Well can your smart phone do this???”

*Turns calculator upside down to reveal 58008 (boobs).*

[via Break]

A Proud High School Accomplishment

Posted by: Josh Keown | December 5, 2015 at 12:00PM


The other side is a Keep It 100 emoji.

[via Izismile]


class ring

high school






Speak For Yourself

Posted by: Josh Keown | September 20, 2015 at 10:00PM


I imagine Jon Hamm smiles at his from time to time. If not, he should. That thing can get friction on a pickle jar.

[via Break]

The Future We Always Dreamed

Posted by: Josh Keown | June 14, 2015 at 12:00PM


Oh, you wanted flying cars and hover boards in 2015? Sorry, you get texting lanes and selfie sticks.

[via The Chive]