Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- A Texas Councilman forgot to turn his mic off before heading to the bathroom. Politicians think pee pee is so funny.
- Your beard might be full of poop. You are such a dirtbag.
- Justin Timberlake dressed up as a lime. Because he's so silly and relatable and also probably got paid millions of dollars.
- The old lady rapper from The Wedding Singer passed away. Hope you're hippie to the hip hip-hopping in heaven, Ellen!
- These ladies want you to see their boobs. Don't let them down.
- A cop is suing Starbucks for giving him free hot coffee. Looks like it's time to remind everyone that coffee is fucking hot.
- Here are three lunchtime workouts. In case you feel like moving more than your jaw.
- Are you drinking shitty whiskey? See if you got fooled by the pretty advertising.