• Zoom Zoom

    This would just look like a normal-sized plane in Trump's hands.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Sometimes you don't even know you're a bad person until you're on drugs.

  • #TBT

    Just in case it's been too long since you've masturbated to Daniel.

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Well This Is Terrifying

Posted by: Josh Keown | September 18, 2016 at 8:00PM

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How am I supposed to pee or poo if they’re both too scared to leave my body?

[via Imgur]

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Surprise BBQ Guest

Posted by: Josh Keown | September 1, 2016 at 9:00PM

God dammit, hawk. We asked you to bring plates and hot dogs.

[via YouTube]

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Darkness Lurks

Posted by: Rachel Callman | August 17, 2016 at 4:00PM

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Only acceptable excuse for shitting yourself at a one-night-stand's house.

[via AcidCow]

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That Terrifying Place

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 26, 2016 at 11:00AM

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Looks like an industrious kidnapper did a ton of market research and finally perfected the game.

[via The Chive]

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This Is Terrifying

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 22, 2016 at 12:00PM

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Now I have an irrational fear that this will be the last thing I see before I die.

[via Imgur]