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Makes For A Great Chastity Belt

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 11, 2014 at 6:00PM

"Excuse me while I go slip into something a little more terrifying."

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Happy Belated Easter!

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 21, 2014 at 3:00PM

The winner of this year's egg hunt gets a picture with the Murder Bunny and his best pal, Nightmare Bear.

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Reliable Sitter

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 26, 2014 at 1:00PM

"Found her on Angie's List. She's quiet, great with kids, and we can pay her in goats!"

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A Road Less Traveled

Posted by: Josh Keown | March 14, 2014 at 10:00PM

Dating Tip: Hey ladies if you live on this road maybe you should just meet your date at the restaurant.

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I'll Never Poop Again

Posted by: Josh Keown | March 14, 2014 at 8:00PM

Or better yet, set the toilets on fire then get into your car and drive as far away as possible.

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bathroom

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snakes

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