Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- This is how Tom Brady dances. And the dude is still cooler than you.
- Jeb Bush just announced his candidacy for President. Clinton vs. Bush? So even the government is just doing remakes now?
- This banana is the most terrifying thing I've ever seen. I want to die now.
- A retired porn star is crowdfunding for an anal scene. Finally, here is your chance to be in porn.
- What does your sleeping arrangement say about your relationship? Probably that you're single.
- These people got married in the parking lot of a Taylor Swift concert. But you try to bury someone in a parking lot and everyone gets uptight.
- Booooobies. Because I CARE about you and I want you to be happy.