If you want to look tough, maybe give up the pastels and headbands.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
We're gonna need a bigger bed.
If you have a discerning palette, do the opposite of everything he suggests.
"Oh, you're home early."
Is that dog female? Because if so, that's really dangerous.
[via College Humor]
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