Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- Simple how to guide on anal sex. No, they didn't include anything on convincing her to let you do it…
- White Castle is taking Valentine's Day reservations. Maybe don't lead with this if you're trying for anal, though.
- By 2050 the ocean will have more plastic than fish. The good news is it should be cheap to live on the floating garbage islands.
- People in Minnesota are having cuddle parties. Or they're just trying to stay warm in Minnesota.
- Chris Evans is doing pretty okay in the lady department. That super soldier serum is working wonders.
- These haircuts are terrible. Unless you're rocking one of them. I'm sure it looks good on you.
- Thursdays are for boobies.