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10 Delightful Images To Get You In The Memorial Day Spirit

Posted by: Rachel Callman | May 22, 2015 at 3:00PM

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If you're in America and don't work at Tosh.0, chances are you have Monday off for Memorial Day. And we're fucking jealous. But not too jealous that we don't want you to have a great time getting drunk outside. In fact, we've put this little list together to get you in the mood.

Enjoy that sweet, sweet PTO. And don't mess it up like these jerks. Show full post

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Ten Mom Fails That'll Make You Thank Your Mama

Posted by: Rachel Callman | May 8, 2015 at 3:00PM

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Have you made a brunch reservation for Sunday yet? Because unless you're in one of these pictures you should. Momming ain't easy, but these ladies (and I use that term super loosely) are fucking up way beyond the norm. So Happy Mother's Day to everyone at least passing as a decent mom…

And to the rest of these crackpots, put some clothes on!  Show full post

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10 Diction And Spelling Mistakes You'll Love To Hate

Posted by: Rachel Callman | April 24, 2015 at 3:00PM

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News Bulletin: You don't need to know words anymore, just sounds. Sure, you will look like an idiot if you ever have to write something down, but who needs to write!? Just use emojis and you'll be fine.

Here are some people who strayed from emojis and paid the embarrassing price.  Show full post

10 Dildos That Demand To Be Seen

Posted by: Rachel Callman | April 17, 2015 at 3:00PM

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By the hammer of Thor, these dildos are ridiculous! But I guess they are called sex "toys" so why not have some fun with them? Although if you're super into being screwed by a cob of corn then I just don't think we can be friends.

Check out this very small assortment of the weird crap people put inside themselves for pleasure. Show full post

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10 People Desperately Tryna Be Badass

Posted by: Rachel Callman | April 10, 2015 at 3:00PM

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The grass is always greener in the other hood. For some reason, these kids really want you to believe they grew up without a Golden Retriever and an allowance. When I have a kid I'm just going to give him nothing so he can at least be legit.

Check out the rest of these adorable wittle wannabes.  Show full post