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10 Diction And Spelling Mistakes You'll Love To Hate

Posted by: Rachel Callman | April 24, 2015 at 3:00PM

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News Bulletin: You don't need to know words anymore, just sounds. Sure, you will look like an idiot if you ever have to write something down, but who needs to write!? Just use emojis and you'll be fine.

Here are some people who strayed from emojis and paid the embarrassing price.  Show full post

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10 Dildos That Demand To Be Seen

Posted by: Rachel Callman | April 17, 2015 at 3:00PM

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By the hammer of Thor, these dildos are ridiculous! But I guess they are called sex "toys" so why not have some fun with them? Although if you're super into being screwed by a cob of corn then I just don't think we can be friends.

Check out this very small assortment of the weird crap people put inside themselves for pleasure. Show full post

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10 People Desperately Tryna Be Badass

Posted by: Rachel Callman | April 10, 2015 at 3:00PM

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The grass is always greener in the other hood. For some reason, these kids really want you to believe they grew up without a Golden Retriever and an allowance. When I have a kid I'm just going to give him nothing so he can at least be legit.

Check out the rest of these adorable wittle wannabes.  Show full post

Ten Terrible Tan Lines

Posted by: Rachel Callman | March 27, 2015 at 3:00PM

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Summer is coming. Like not super soon, but it is. That means flip flops, bikinis and tans! Here at the Tosh blog, we care about you and we don't want you to look like a douche. Bad tan lines can ruin an otherwise perfectly cultivated look that you spent hours picking out at Old Navy.

So here are a few things to avoid when you hit the beach with your bros (or your mom and kid sister). Show full post

10 Brides Who Probably Shouldn't Wear White

Posted by: Rachel Callman | March 20, 2015 at 3:00PM

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For most people, weddings are a day when you stand up in front of your friends and family and declare your love. For a select few it's also a day where you put on your most revealing outfit and delight in having all eyes on you. Who are we to deny the bridal wishes of these beautiful ladies?

Let's submit to their desires and look. Show full post