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Ten Terrible Tan Lines

Posted by: Rachel Callman | March 27, 2015 at 3:00PM

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Summer is coming. Like not super soon, but it is. That means flip flops, bikinis and tans! Here at the Tosh blog, we care about you and we don't want you to look like a douche. Bad tan lines can ruin an otherwise perfectly cultivated look that you spent hours picking out at Old Navy.

So here are a few things to avoid when you hit the beach with your bros (or your mom and kid sister). Show full post

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10 Brides Who Probably Shouldn't Wear White

Posted by: Rachel Callman | March 20, 2015 at 3:00PM

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For most people, weddings are a day when you stand up in front of your friends and family and declare your love. For a select few it's also a day where you put on your most revealing outfit and delight in having all eyes on you. Who are we to deny the bridal wishes of these beautiful ladies?

Let's submit to their desires and look. Show full post

10 Animals That Surprisingly Aren't Photoshopped

Posted by: Rachel Callman | February 27, 2015 at 3:00PM

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Photoshop can be fun, and for actresses and models, it's a goddamn career-maker. But for some reason, our readers seem to hate it. So here are some unphotoshopped, yet still somehow funny animals for your viewing pleasure.

Enjoy! Show full post

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10 Items For People Who Love Balls

Posted by: Rachel Callman | February 20, 2015 at 3:00PM

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Sometimes gift-giving can be a real struggle. Maybe the person has everything, maybe you don't have enough money, or maybe you don't even care about the gift/person that much. In any case, we've compiled a short list of go-to items for the ball lover in your life, because we know you don't have time to shop, you have TVing and internetting to do.

Hold on to your sacks and scroll through the rest of these gems. Show full post

10 Trucks Having A Serious Identity Crisis

Posted by: Rachel Callman | February 13, 2015 at 3:00PM

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You guys, this is an epidemic. Our trucks are in crisis. The more you tell them who to be, the more they go in the other direction. Look at this poor Dent Wizard truck – He probably needs a lawyer more than a wizard these days.

Please, please join me in looking at the photos of these poor, ironic trucks. Together we can make a difference. Show full post

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