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10 People Who Should Just Eat Out

Posted by: Rachel Callman | September 23, 2016 at 3:00PM

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I think Ice-T said it best when he said, "Cookin' ain't easy." Or something like that. We all have to eat, so most of us have at least tried it out, but a surprising number of us are utterly useless at feeding ourselves.

Here are a few people who should just wall off the kitchen in their homes.

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10 People Who Should Stop Drinking

Posted by: Rachel Callman | September 16, 2016 at 3:00PM

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It's Friday, so here's a little PSA to remind you not to make an ass of yourself this weekend. At least not with alcohol, we're sure you can find another way to do it.

Just in case you're more of a visual learner – check out nine more party fails below.

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10 Grocery Store Fails

Posted by: Rachel Callman | September 2, 2016 at 3:00PM

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If there's one thing we can all agree on, it's that all jobs are jobs, which means they mostly suck. But it appears these grocery store workers have totally given up on even trying to be good at their sucky jobs.

Here are ten of their very best failures.

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10 Crimes That Obviously Happened in Florida

Posted by: Rachel Callman | August 26, 2016 at 3:00PM

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This week I got into an actual argument with my Floridian parents over whether Florida is the weirdest state in the country. So today I decided to put a little exclamation point on the end of my argument with the power of the internet.

Here is some of the dumb shit that could only happen there. Read 'em and weep, Pops!

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10 Weird Secondhand Gems

Posted by: Rachel Callman | August 19, 2016 at 3:00PM

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Thrift stores are great for two kinds of people: poor ones and ones who love weird shit. They're a wonderful glimpse in to the minds of people who are so strange, they don't even know they're being strange anymore.

Here is some stuff they've donated and actually thought other people would enjoy buying.

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