Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- This mistreated rescue bird loves his new owner, has serious moves. It's great that he's not self-conscious about being naked, either.
- Nightmarish swimsuit choices to avoid this summer. Just go naked like the bird, it's always in style.
- Will sex with robots be commonplace by 2050? I'm hoping it's commonplace by 3:30 today.
- Ricky Williams is crushing the legal cannabis game. NFL reportedly furious he couldn't just get way into painkillers like a real football player.
- These gamers nailed their honeymoon. Some people are just meant for each other.
- Porn stars reveal the one celebrity they'd bang. Can't believe how many of them said Danny Glover.
- Rejoice! It's lingerie Friday!