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The Human Computer Review

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 6, 2015 at 8:00PM

humancomputer

Pros: I’m not as lonely and it cooks a mean lasagna.

Cons: Judges your porn decisions and you have to stick your finger in its anus to reboot.

[via Reddit]

From Around the Web

So Long, Human Interaction

Posted by: Josh Keown | December 21, 2014 at 10:00PM

But I won’t be entirely satisfied until I can have virtual sex while standing on a hover board.

[via Reddit]

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future

Sex

technology

virtual sex

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Introducing The iPhone 6 Super Colossal

Posted by: Josh Keown | October 4, 2014 at 10:00AM

Before purchasing, I need to make sure I don’t have any issues holding it while sitting on the toilet.

[via Uber Humor]

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apple

escalator

huge

iPad

iPhone

iphone plus

prank

technology

Hold My Beer

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 24, 2014 at 10:00PM

Yeah but how are we supposed to grind on booties while wearing that device?

[via Bits And Pieces]

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beer

club

dance floor

dancing

device

spill

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Thank Goodness For That Protective Case

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 12, 2014 at 9:00PM

Just looking up her injuries on Web MD.

[via Break]