Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- This talking parrot is a murder witness. He said the perp was some white cracker.
- Want a bigger penis? Of course you do. Here are your options.
- Scientists are putting human cells into pigs so they can grow you a new organ. I bet you are going to taste delicious.
- This guy got a tattoo of Trump sucking a dick on his leg. Proving that America is already great!
- This teacher dislocated his knee in a teacher/student basketball game. Homework for everyone, forever.
- Tuesday is all about that tug life.