Even if it’s allergies, go poop. It’s a cure all.
All my test papers look like that but it was tears instead of snot.
You laugh now, but she knows your career potential is head janitor, at best.
[via Ebaum's World]
It’s only September and the school year has already peaked for those students.
[via Uber Humor]
As an adult, you can use vodka instead of white out to make your problems disappear.
[via Fail Blog]