Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- Why not watch a horny armadillo go to town on some lady's leg? Don't bail on this video early unless you want to miss out on how weird armadillo dongs are.
- What happens to your body within an hour of eating a Big Mac. They seem to have left out the ten-minutes-later dump.
- This teacher told a 4-year-old he's evil for being left handed. Best to let children know early that they're for sure the devil.
- Colorado is straight up rolling in weed money. Pretty soon they're going to buy Wyoming just because they can.
- Amazon reviews NFL quarterbacks. What's the return policy on a lightly used RG3?
- Apparently an asteroid might kill us all today. Then again, an asteroid might kill us all every day.
- Why waste money on bras when your hands can do the same job?