Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- This guy immediately regrets this cliff jump. I make the same noise when I realize I accidentally accepted an invite to family Thanksgiving.
- Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston have broken up. They lasted 3 months. Which is 7 years in Swift time.
- A mile-long asteroid is headed toward Earth. Space is upset about the Hiddleswift split.
- Shaq says he only played 30% of his game. He might have displayed more if he didn't play half his career at 130% of his weight.
- Mel Gibson hated Batman v. Superman. At least that's what he slurred to the cop who asked if he knew how fast he was going.
- Hump Day is for the butts.