• Zoom Zoom

    This would just look like a normal-sized plane in Trump's hands.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Sometimes you don't even know you're a bad person until you're on drugs.

  • #TBT

    Just in case it's been too long since you've masturbated to Daniel.

Tosh.0 Blog

You Have Arrived At Your Destination

Posted by: Josh Keown | August 14, 2016 at 6:00PM

Giving yourself a traumatic brain injury to avoid paying cab fare is the oldest trick in the book.

[via Giphy]

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From Around the Web

Master Of The Dismount

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 25, 2016 at 2:00PM

It turned out he cracked several vertebrae but damn if he didn't look cool as hell doing it.

[via Daily Garlic]

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Throwback Thursday

Posted by: Rachel Callman | June 23, 2016 at 6:00PM

Each week, we'll give you the gift of a Tosh.0 classic.

If Britney can make a comeback, so can Taxi Dave!

[via Tosh.0]

Taxi Cub

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 5, 2016 at 1:00PM

BearCab

You're not getting away this time, DiCaprio!

[via Silly Likes]

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What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 20, 2015 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web: