You're not getting away this time, DiCaprio!
[via Silly Likes]
It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.
I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.
Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
Thanks Mr. Taxi Driver, but something tells me I'm better at walking than you are at driving.
And FYI, my dog can smell fart(s). He doesn’t even sleep in the same room as me on chili cheese burrito night.
[via Smart Football]