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After this coat, we just need to upgrade his AC unit and he'll be good as new.
So I guess Hand, Foot, and Mouth Disease is now a legitimate STD.
Sorry nice guys, the Friend Zone has no exits.
Yes, those are nursing babies. And yes, based on the size and shape of those milkers, I would also like to see her from the front.
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It was either this or Jesus standing over a subway grate with his robe blowing up.
This is the kind of drunken decision that leaves you with more questions than you'll ever be able to answer.
She likes getting punched in the tailbone?
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