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And Now, A Flamingo Dick

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 7, 2014 at 12:00PM

Keep your tattoo bandaged for 24 hours, then Gold Bond its wings/balls.

[via Ugliest Tattoos]

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Thighs Makin’ It Rain

Posted by: Josh Keown | August 3, 2014 at 10:00PM

Just a friendly reminder that you’re having sex with a prostitute.

[via Ghetto or Ghetto Fabulous?]

Jelloshotz Are Forever

Posted by: Josh Keown | August 1, 2014 at 8:00PM

He wanted his first tattoo to be something he was deeply passionate about.

[via Imgur]

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This Is Fine, Right?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 29, 2014 at 10:00AM

She puts the "whore" in "niece."

[via The Chive]

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Beautiful Shadow Work

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 28, 2014 at 3:00PM

I assumed the Chinese symbol for "virility" would be more subtle than this.

[via Oddersite]

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Tramp Stamp Reassurance

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 26, 2014 at 6:00PM

It’s nice to have those words of encouragement just as the post sex regret begins.

[via Break]

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