NEW EPISODES RETURN SEPTEMBER 27
Very few people know that scorpion venom tastes like vanilla..
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Go ahead, put down the computer and sext your best friend's mom.
If she says no, will you let her out of your basement?
We’ve finally located the source of every tattoo we’ve ever posted on this blog.
[via Distinguished Baloney]
So that's why your shoulder is getting so fat.
Click here to check out more infamous ink.
It's time to play 'Unconscionable Symbol of Hate or Whimsical Stick Figure?'
[via Pleated Jeans]
If I give him $30, can he make it look like an adult did it?
Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
"I'm looking for something subtle that says, 'I am all about building that wall.'"
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