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It Hurts More Now

Posted by: Josh Keown | February 3, 2014 at 8:00PM

He's being shipped along with the Broncos championship t-shirts to a undisclosed third-world country.

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That's Pleasant

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 31, 2014 at 2:00PM

I don't care what you do with your girl when she's on her period, but let's not "fling" tampons anywhere.

[via Ugliest Tattoos]

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ew worst

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Tyke Tyson

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 28, 2014 at 11:00AM

As soon as daddy finished painting this on her face she immediately threatened to eat Lennox Lewis' children.

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Proud Indeed

Posted by: Josh Keown | January 26, 2014 at 10:00PM

Fun biological fact I just made up: Mother's breast sag at the rate of first born's foot growth.

[via Ghetto or Ghetto Fabulous?]

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bad tattoo

boobs

feet

footprint

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mother

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They Really Captured His Essence

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 24, 2014 at 10:00AM

Not surprising that a Maury fan has no idea how many letters are in "are" or "are not."

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What A Positive Message

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 22, 2014 at 2:00PM

He heard that quote on a turbulent flight once and it just stuck with him.

[via No Way Girl]

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we're all gonna die

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