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Get It?!

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 23, 2014 at 12:00PM

With a dick that big, there's always the risk of putting a wedge under a wheel so it doesn't move.

See chocking.

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Baby Face

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 20, 2014 at 8:00PM

It’s all worth it if he grows a patch of facial hair to make it look like the child has a mustache.

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Majestic Tail

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 17, 2014 at 11:00AM

It's the rarely seen, highly elusive, ink-assed blue denim whale.

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WWJK: Who Would Jesus Kidnap?

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 16, 2014 at 5:00PM

When there was only one set of footprints in the sand, it was then that Christ had your unconscious body slung over his shoulder.

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Took 3 Hours To Grow

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 14, 2014 at 5:00PM

As he gets older he'll start adding in some white ink.

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Honest Mistake

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 12, 2014 at 10:00AM

When he gets home, he will find out it’s Holly with a “y.”

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