If you want to look tough, maybe give up the pastels and headbands.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
We're gonna need a bigger bed.
If you have a discerning palette, do the opposite of everything he suggests.
No easier way to tell the world you probably do meth.
We're going to need the death ray laser to get this one off.
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This is going to cause some very awkward pedicures.
Not to Monday morning quarterback your tattoo, but it would have probably been more effective in the lower back region.
My Daddy Issues see you.
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