He’s totally going to get his knee pregnant.
The tat of her boyfriend’s penis is spot on, right down to the herpes blisters.
A tat for each pair of her ex’s Jordan’s she destroyed after finding out he cheated on her.
[via No Way Girl]
Been a while since I’ve read the New Testament, but I’m pretty positive there’s a verse in there about God thinking facial tattoos are kind of wack.
Unless it’s a recent Adam Sandler movie in your pants, I can’t make any promises.
[via Acid Cow]