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And Now, A Flamingo Dick

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 7, 2014 at 12:00PM

Keep your tattoo bandaged for 24 hours, then Gold Bond its wings/balls.

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This Is Fine, Right?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 29, 2014 at 10:00AM

She puts the "whore" in "niece."

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Get It?!

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 23, 2014 at 12:00PM

With a dick that big, there's always the risk of putting a wedge under a wheel so it doesn't move.

See chocking.

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Took 3 Hours To Grow

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 14, 2014 at 5:00PM

As he gets older he'll start adding in some white ink.

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Bacon Is Always Classy

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 10, 2014 at 10:00AM

When she gets pregnant it's going to look even grosser.

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