He’s totally going to get his knee pregnant.
I honestly can't tell if this is lunch or sex.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
When your family gets really annoying this weekend, just give thanks this is not your mom.
And with that, he packed up his dreams of being able to walk again.
The tat of her boyfriend’s penis is spot on, right down to the herpes blisters.
A tat for each pair of her ex’s Jordan’s she destroyed after finding out he cheated on her.
[via No Way Girl]
Been a while since I’ve read the New Testament, but I’m pretty positive there’s a verse in there about God thinking facial tattoos are kind of wack.
Unless it’s a recent Adam Sandler movie in your pants, I can’t make any promises.
[via Acid Cow]