Gun control? Uh, more like FUN CONTROL!
Very few people know that scorpion venom tastes like vanilla..
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Save some of that ferocity for your wedding night, little lady.
This election year feels like we're living in an episode of Drunk Future. Minus the robots.
Look, he travels around the WHOLE world. Even the bad parts. Gotta be ready for anything.
Obama said he wouldn't take away our guns. But he didn't say ANYTHING about taking away our arms.
[via King Ruiner]