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    High Dive
    High Dive

    Wouldn't drinking some laced Kool-Aid be easier?

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    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

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    Think of all the money I'd save if my dates only ate baby food.

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    At least these two gave Cubs fans something exciting to watch for once.

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Target Acquired

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 18, 2016 at 2:00PM

SwanPoke

A gondola tour of the canal is the height of romance, until your husband is forcefully entered by a swan.

[via Brain Parking]

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From Around the Web

About Last Night…

Posted by: Josh Keown | December 20, 2015 at 12:00PM

cartbed

Nothing sadder than seeing a Target cart make the walk of shame on a Sunday morning.

[via Acid Cow]

Straight Shooter

Posted by: Rachel Callman | November 11, 2015 at 2:00PM

shootin

This is how you can tell if your friends really believe in you.

[via Izismile]

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American Prom Queen

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 27, 2015 at 6:00PM

PromQueenSniper

If you're nominated alongside her, it might be wise to just bow out.

[via Acid Cow]

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Attention Target Shoppers…

Posted by: Josh Keown | October 16, 2015 at 8:00PM

We’re having a sale on lost innocence today.

[via Youtube]

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