Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- Crazy skate tricks. He's just a sk8r boi.
- Your 5th sexual partner should be The One? That doesn't sound right.
- The origin of Matthew McConaughey's Alright, Alright, Alright. Duh!
- Target photoshopped a vagina out of a swimsuit. Looks like they were using Kid Pix.
- A hippo saved a wildebeest from a croc attack! Nature.
- Ireland Baldwin danced in front of a Quiznos because…
- Hump day, lots o' booties.
- Hungry cat vs treadmill for you weirdos who like cats.
- Stephen Colbert discusses college kids and anal sex. It goes well.
- And 50 celebrities who have had near death experiences. NOT RACHEL BILSON, NO!
[video via FailBlog]