Tastes just like veal!
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
All the lovin', none of the backtalk.
I'd rather watch this dick than Tom Cruise in another Mission Impossible movie.
Welcome to The Season Of Brad, where Daniel becomes the sexiest man alive and all your girlfriends finally start tuning in.
Tonight's look is from Inglourious Basterds. (And yes it's spelled like that, grammar trolls.)
Tonight's episode "just might be my masterpiece."
"He'll show up. Just watch."
"…This isn't picking up where Rango left off."
"Don't worry about it."
"When's Rango coming in? This isn't even animated."
[via It Makes No Sense]
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