Tastes just like veal!
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
All the lovin', none of the backtalk.
I'd rather watch this dick than Tom Cruise in another Mission Impossible movie.
4 out of 5 dentists agree; this is fucking gross.
He must be a decent guy if he's giving everyone this warning that he's a giant creep.
I'll vote for anyone who requires licenses to wear tank tops.
Are tanks normally this doughy?
Remember, people this tacky are choosing your next president.
[via TC Mag]
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