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What Happened First?

Posted by: Rachel Callman | March 13, 2015 at 4:00PM

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He's talking with his therapist about the depression that comes with not having a cell phone.

[via Radass]

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How Dare You Speak To Me

Posted by: Rachel Callman | March 11, 2015 at 12:00PM

To be fair, you did just call her a slut who doesn't even know the father of her kittens.

[via YouTube]

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This Talking Dog Should Be Famous

Posted by: Rachel Callman | February 10, 2015 at 12:00PM

Finally! Tell me all of your dog secrets.

Don't forget to check out the other people who deserve fame!

[via YouTube]

Talk Dirty To Me

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 8, 2014 at 12:00PM

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Your boyfriend: Oh God I'm cumming-

You: …Out of the TV like The Ring girl AHHH!!!!!!

[via UberHumor]

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Animal Kingdom

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 18, 2014 at 4:00PM

Animal Kingdom

"I'm telling you, I think you should try deodorant."

Think you have a better caption for this image?

Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

And help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are best. We'll take your likes into consideration when making our pick.

[photo: Jay Directo/Stringer/Getty Images]