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Posted by: Josh Keown | February 13, 2016 at 4:00PM

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So that’s what the “$40 Fast Cash” option button is for…

[via Uber Humor]

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What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 8, 2016 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

 

Taiwan Has Penis-Shaped Corn Dogs

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | April 16, 2012 at 1:00PM

Because if there's one food that doesn't look enough like a penis, it's the corn dog.

[via IAB]

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Have You Guys Seen 'The Dark Knight Rises' Trailer?

Posted by: Carly Hallam | July 26, 2011 at 3:00PM

It's whatever. But have you seen the Taiwanese animation version? It's waaaaay better!

Wayne Manor is foreclosed on so Batman turns into Captain Walmart. He meets Bane in the check-out aisle and he's all like, "I'm Batman, BITCH!"

And then Batman's having nightmares probably because he sleeps in a GIANT bed with very uncomfortable looking pillows and a rug as a blanket.

Catwoman and Robin show up at the end to have a threesome which obviously makes Batman barf.

Hello, Fandango? Two tickets to "The Dark Knight Rises" please.

[via io9]

Yeah, This Is Probably Exactly How It Went Down

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | May 2, 2011 at 1:00PM

Leave it up to NMA, Taiwan's #1 animated news source (one can only assume), to give you the most accurate retelling of yesterday's events you will ever see.

Judging by all the Jack Daniel's bottles and Four Loko cans on Osama's floor, U.S. forces were tipped off to his whereabouts after neighbors complained that he was hosting an all-night college drinking party.

If only he had turned Mumford & Sons down to a reasonable volume…

[via The Daily What]