You're definitely overestimating TSA's sense of humor.
[via TC Mag]
Very few people know that scorpion venom tastes like vanilla..
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Save some of that ferocity for your wedding night, little lady.
This election year feels like we're living in an episode of Drunk Future. Minus the robots.
Wait, if they're both named Nipple how do you tell them apart?
Remember everyone, you determine your own self-worth.
I hear ya, Betty. This summer heat just will not break.
[via Uber Humor]