You're definitely overestimating TSA's sense of humor.
[via TC Mag]
It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.
I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.
Wait, if they're both named Nipple how do you tell them apart?
Remember everyone, you determine your own self-worth.
I hear ya, Betty. This summer heat just will not break.
[via Uber Humor]