They've banned collisions at home plate but that doesn't mean the catcher can't blast you in the dick.
[via Daily Fun Fix]
Well at least this puts to rest any doubt your lady has and she will quit asking you if you think she's fat.
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My grandparents really seem to be enjoying retired life.
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To paraphrase Three 6 Mafia: It's hard out here for a kitten lover.