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Glad To Meet You

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 4, 2016 at 11:00AM

MyNameIs

Wait, if they're both named Nipple how do you tell them apart?

[via Radass]

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From Around the Web

He Should've Seen This Coming

Posted by: Rachel Callman | January 26, 2016 at 2:00PM

50

Remember everyone, you determine your own self-worth.

[via UberHumor]

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Maybe Try A Skirt?

Posted by: Rachel Callman | October 30, 2015 at 4:00PM

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I hear ya, Betty. This summer heat just will not break.

[via Uber Humor]

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Handi-Horse

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 28, 2015 at 1:00PM

HandicapHorse

If you're physically able to mount a horse, I have some serious questions about how you got that placard.

[via Izismile]

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Keep Away From Children

Posted by: Rachel Callman | September 18, 2015 at 4:00PM

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I guess I'm too old for this to rub me the wrong way.

[via Uber Humor]

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