Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- A bear playing tetherball. It's a perfect day for it.
- Fact-checking Snapple facts. Boom, Snapple. You roasted.
- 10 countries that offer mail-order brides. Get 'em while they're hot.
- Dogs being vacuumed compilation. Spa day!
- A chick walking for breast cancer got stuck in a bridge. Is she the second coming of Christ?? Sure looks like it.
- Mind the gaps! Back that ass up.
- Sparrow face is the new duck face. I can't wait for sloth face.
- 19 ways to dress like food for Halloween. Piece of cake. …get it?!?!
- 10 people who were fired for posting sexy pics of themselves online. Girls always fall for guys with killer bods and no job.
- Tiny tae kwon do is perfect. Also: never too early to learn combat.
[video via Buzzfeed]