Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- Watching geckos eat is strangely hypnotic. And no, it's none of your business whether I'm high at work right now.
- Get informed about the holiday with some MLK history and quotes. Did you know he coined the phrase "On fleek"?
- Study says men are most attracted to women ages 20-23. Additional study says that study was massive waste of time.
- Best picture nominee posters redesigned. Dads really do love Tom Hanks.
- Did a massive taco order lead to El Chapo's arrest? That's also how they found Hitler's bunker.
- Why not drink a 20-year-old Crystal Pepsi? Oh, right. Because of all the vomiting.
- Mondays are traditionally a bra-free zone.