Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- Watch a man get clowned on the escalator. Can't a dude go to Sears without catching a pie in the face?
- 21.5 million Social Security numbers compromised in government data breach. If someone stole my identity they have to pay my student loans, right?
- Pornhub made a twerking butt sex toy. We're so close to having awesome sex with robots.
- Taco Bell now delivers right to your door. Will they bring it straight to me on the toilet?
- Ethiopia voted world's best vacation destination for 2015. Admittedly, the voter panel was pretty pirate-heavy.
- This hot SDSU golfer might actually make golf watchable. I'd give her my bogey (I don't understand golf lingo)!
- The week's best cosplay from Comic Con. Nerd boner.
- Girls in lingerie are pretty okay by me.