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Thank Goodness For That Protective Case

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 12, 2014 at 9:00PM

Just looking up her injuries on Web MD.

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The Mother F'in' iPad!!!!!!

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | January 27, 2010 at 5:00PM

iPad

Have you seen this new iPad????

You know what it can do??  OH!  I'll tell you!!

  • It can KICK YOUR F***ING ASS!
  • It FLIES!!
  • It provides a more realistic newspaper reading experience when reading  THE NEW YORK TIMES!
  • It BUTT RAPES Amazon's Kindle and then brags about it ALL OVER TOWN!!
  • It will DOCK WITH YOUR KEYBOARD!
  • You can use iTunes!!
  • You can rub your filthy hands ALL OVER IT!
  • It'll Bluetooth the SH*T out of you!!
  • It'll cure your AIDS!
  • Steve Jobs will be able to SEE YOU PEE!!!
  • Subway bums will FOLLOW YOU HOME!!!
  • It will GET YOU ROBBED!
  • You can take it to CAMP!!
  • YOUR FATHER will finally accept your alcohol abuse!!
  • The screen is SEMEN RESISTANT!!!
  • It will mate with your iPhone giving birth to FREE iPod Nanos!

You excited yet?!?!  Go get yours today!!!!

[Note: You can not get your today.  They come out in April or something.]

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