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If The Shirt Fits

Posted by: Josh Keown | June 23, 2015 at 10:00PM

alwaysgrumpy

His 23-year old son that still lives in the basement has an “Always Dopey” shirt to match.

[via The Chive]

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How Nicknames Are Born

Posted by: Josh Keown | June 7, 2015 at 6:00PM

creeper

And that one is sticking until high school graduation.

[via Izismile]

Magic Carpet Reich

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 29, 2015 at 6:00PM

HitlerCarpetRide

What's more reprehensible, the tasteless Hitler tee or the Apple watch?

[via Break]

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Don’t Miss Out

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 19, 2015 at 9:00PM

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Dan is steadfast on that 2am cutoff mark. Hey, a guy’s gotta sleep, ya know?

[via Rad Ass]

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Seems Like A Legit Optometrist

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 17, 2015 at 8:00PM

eyechartshirt

Hey girl, if you’re not offended by this shirt you should really get your vision checked out.

[via Imgur]