For a second I thought it was a nun in casual wear.
[via Bro My God]
She got real tired of no one believing her dog f*cking story so this shirt was necessary.
[via Acid Cow]
He’s so into his dick marketing that he takes four Viagra before a job so he can use his penis as a hammer.
So… you want me to skip school and sleep all day in a kale field while high on pot brownies? If you insist, mom.