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Don’t Miss Out

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 19, 2015 at 9:00PM

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Dan is steadfast on that 2am cutoff mark. Hey, a guy’s gotta sleep, ya know?

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From Around the Web

Seems Like A Legit Optometrist

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 17, 2015 at 8:00PM

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Hey girl, if you’re not offended by this shirt you should really get your vision checked out.

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This Wordplay Has Me Stumped

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 29, 2015 at 1:00PM

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How many times has this shirt gotten him laid? More than he can count on one hand.

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Coachella's Spirit Animal

Posted by: Ricky Carmona | April 15, 2015 at 11:00PM

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You're going to jail. JK! JK! JK! No seriously you're going to jail.

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Teach Me Your Ways

Posted by: Rachel Callman | April 7, 2015 at 2:00PM

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I've been trying to do this for years but I just can't figure out how.

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