I’m certain John Mayer owns this shirt.
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The back says, "BECAUSE I'VE NEVER BEEN ABLE TO GET ANY."
I assume he's the English as a Second Language teacher's favorite.
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Aunt Denise is the reason we can’t have alcohol at Thanksgiving dinner, anymore.
Turns out, posing as a hot 21-year old sorority girl asking for credit card numbers is easier to pull off online.
[via Uber Humor]