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Ugh, Horizontal Stripes

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 19, 2014 at 4:00PM

You know, that’s handy advice for all sizes of dicks.

[via Acid Cow]

Spirit Animal Selfie

Posted by: Josh Keown | June 27, 2014 at 8:00PM

She takes her lazy Sundays really serious.

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Yes, Her Kids Are Old Enough To Read

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 19, 2014 at 12:00PM

It's better than her other shirt that says, "THAT CUNT IS SO CUNTY."

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Must Be His Monday Shirt

Posted by: Josh Keown | June 13, 2014 at 8:00PM

Like Dyson levels of suck.

[via Daily Garlic]

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To Each His Own

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 24, 2014 at 12:00PM

You can see the frustration on his face at how difficult it is to find a good squirter.

[via Funny Wall Photos]