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Proud Pedophile

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | October 29, 2014 at 12:00PM

"Yes, hilarious, everyone will totally get that the sister is over 18."

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Cute Couple

Posted by: Josh Keown | October 27, 2014 at 10:00PM

She actually LOVES Dick. However, she doesn’t want to let him know because she’s not sure he feels the same yet. It's complicated.

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Armed And Dangerous

Posted by: Josh Keown | October 22, 2014 at 9:00PM

As a safety precaution, if he keeps rolling up his sleeves, please notify an air marshal.

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It’s Not Even St. Patrick’s Day

Posted by: Josh Keown | October 20, 2014 at 9:00PM

His parents do all of his school shopping at Florida Panhandle souvenir shops.

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That’s A Good Question

Posted by: Josh Keown | October 11, 2014 at 2:00PM

Who knows, after a few more hits of Molly maybe it will come to you.

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