Tastes just like veal!
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
All the lovin', none of the backtalk.
I'd rather watch this dick than Tom Cruise in another Mission Impossible movie.
I prefer the audiobook.
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"…But really I just hate Jews."
But not awesome enough to white out tattoos. :(
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