This is the only way to look cool while playing Mahjong.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
I'd date her just because she didn't laugh at any of Bill's jokes.
Always try your hardest, even if it probably won't matter.
What's REALLY amazing about this is that she's deaf.
And don't forget to check out the other people who deserve fame!
[via Daily of the Day]
"Hit me." -Jay-Z
[via The Daily What]
So with a flick of my magic blogging wand..
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