This would just look like a normal-sized plane in Trump's hands.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Sometimes you don't even know you're a bad person until you're on drugs.
Just in case it's been too long since you've masturbated to Daniel.
What's REALLY amazing about this is that she's deaf.
And don't forget to check out the other people who deserve fame!
[via Daily of the Day]
"Hit me." -Jay-Z
[via The Daily What]
So with a flick of my magic blogging wand..
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