You must have had sex zero times to ride this ride.
So this is where cats go when they sneak out of the house.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Save some of that ferocity for your wedding night, little lady.
This election year feels like we're living in an episode of Drunk Future. Minus the robots.
Each week, we'll give you the gift of a Tosh.0 classic.
This party got medieval real quick.
I get it. I once brandished a battle axe when my sister refused to l'eggo my Eggo.
[via The Smoking Gun]
So far it's only kept out drunk townies hiding from their wives.
[via You're So Not Fetch]