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Go To The Mattresses (Literally)

Posted by: Ricky Carmona | August 10, 2015 at 11:00PM

twoswordstwohairylegs

He's an American Apparel Ninja Warrior.

[via Izismile]

 

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What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 29, 2015 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

 

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Dildo KO

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 25, 2015 at 2:00PM

Guess he’s never heard the expression, “Don’t bring a whip to a dildo fight.”

[via Giphy]

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Baby's First Shawarma

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 11, 2015 at 1:00PM

GreekBaby

If you can't wield a sword and run a full-service diner by age 3, you aren't Greek.

[via Izismile]

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What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: Rachel Callman | February 3, 2015 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web: