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Dildo KO

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 25, 2015 at 2:00PM

Guess he’s never heard the expression, “Don’t bring a whip to a dildo fight.”

[via Giphy]

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From Around the Web

Baby's First Shawarma

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 11, 2015 at 1:00PM

GreekBaby

If you can't wield a sword and run a full-service diner by age 3, you aren't Greek.

[via Izismile]

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What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: Rachel Callman | February 3, 2015 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

 

Welcome To Diaperdome

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 21, 2015 at 3:00PM

BabyThunderdome

"Well, we can only afford to raise one of you. Godspeed little warriors."

[via Imgur]

Lady Killer

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 14, 2015 at 1:00PM

LadyKiller

Joel is 37 and enjoys crossword puzzles and sword shopping. That is, when he's not too busy slaying pussy.

[via Oddersite]

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