Might as well let him sign up for football now…
It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.
I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.
The next picture had so many bloody teeth in it.
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Tarzan is doing everything he can to get out of living in Kentucky.