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Mmmm

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 26, 2014 at 2:00PM

Knock knock.

Who's there?

…Not somebody who's licking your front door, that's for sure.

[via Izismile]

This Is A Cake

Posted by: Josh Keown | August 10, 2014 at 2:00PM

If it’s your birthday you get the first scoop.

[via The Clearly Dope]

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ugly cake

Your Husband's Secret Sweet Spot

Posted by: TK Kelly | December 13, 2013 at 5:00PM

"Not only are the donuts delicious, but if you stick your penis through them a stranger will suck you dry!" — Anonymous Yelp Reviewer

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blowjob

donuts

funny

glory hole

hangout

hot spot

name

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shop

sweets

Creamy Goodness

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 14, 2013 at 11:00AM

It's sweet, then surprisingly salty.

[via Izismile]

He's Not The Most Romantic Baker

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 14, 2013 at 12:00PM

But every part of him is SO sweet.

[via Pizza Comedy]