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    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

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    Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.

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    I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.

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Hope They Taste As Good As They Smell

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 30, 2015 at 12:00PM

FartTreats

If you think those are delicious, you should try their Creamy Shits.

[via Izismile]

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From Around the Web

Willy Wrong-a

Posted by: Ricky Carmona | January 13, 2015 at 11:00PM

afropuff

<<pops a molly, his phone rings>>

"The meeting got rescheduled to today? Ummmmm, no I'm on my way."

[via Ebaum's World]

Mmmm

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 26, 2014 at 2:00PM

chocolatedoor

Knock knock.

Who's there?

…Not somebody who's licking your front door, that's for sure.

[via Izismile]

This Is A Cake

Posted by: Josh Keown | August 10, 2014 at 2:00PM

littercake

If it’s your birthday you get the first scoop.

[via The Clearly Dope]

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Your Husband's Secret Sweet Spot

Posted by: TK Kelly | December 13, 2013 at 5:00PM

GloryHoleDonuts

"Not only are the donuts delicious, but if you stick your penis through them a stranger will suck you dry!" — Anonymous Yelp Reviewer

[via Break]

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