Each week, we'll give you the gift of a Tosh.0 classic.
What did I tell you, kids? If you're ever thirsty in the middle of the night, get a cold pop. Water is dumb.
If there is one thing I have time for, it's this.
The winner of the year's most awesome tattoo, by a very small margin, goes to whoever the hell had Ain't Nobody Got Time For That permanently inked onto their skin. Like seriously, this person rules.