• Caption Challenge

    We like to make our dinner feel very important before violently murdering it.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    At least she doesn't have to deal with dry elbows in the winter.

  • #TBT

    And with that, he packed up his dreams of being able to walk again.

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Fan Favorites: Ain't Nobody Got Time For That

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | October 8, 2014 at 6:00PM

Ain't nobody got time for that, Alexandr! I'm kidding. We have tons of time for that.

Leave your suggestion for next week's Fan Favorite video in the comments!

From Around the Web

Truer Words Have Never Been Worn

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 11, 2014 at 5:00PM

Oh Lord Jesus this shirt just gets it. We love you, Sweet Brown.

[via Keep Busy]

Throwback Thursday

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 13, 2014 at 6:00PM

Each week, we'll give you the gift of a Tosh.0 classic. 

What did I tell you, kids? If you're ever thirsty in the middle of the night, get a cold pop. Water is dumb.

[via Tosh.0]

Oh Louise, You're The Best

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 6, 2014 at 2:00PM

If Bubb Rubb and Sweet Brown had a baby that was incredibly old…

[via Barstool]









sweet brown



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The Year's Most Awesome Tattoo!

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 27, 2013 at 10:00AM

If there is one thing I have time for, it's this.

The winner of the year's most awesome tattoo, by a very small margin, goes to whoever the hell had Ain't Nobody Got Time For That permanently inked onto their skin. Like seriously, this person rules.

It was a close race, but I suppose Spider Faces and Dick Scorpions weren't enough for you guys. You went for real quality. How classy! Now go into the kitchen and get me a cold pop.