• Zoom Zoom

    This would just look like a normal-sized plane in Trump's hands.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Sometimes you don't even know you're a bad person until you're on drugs.

  • #TBT

    Just in case it's been too long since you've masturbated to Daniel.

Tosh.0 Blog

It’s On And Poppin

Posted by: Josh Keown | January 11, 2016 at 8:00PM

There’s a lot of people in my phone contacts that I can’t wait to assign the eventual “Not Todayyyy” ring tone to.

[via Youtube]

From Around the Web

Fan Favorites: Ain't Nobody Got Time For That

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | October 8, 2014 at 6:00PM


Ain't nobody got time for that, Alexandr! I'm kidding. We have tons of time for that.

Leave your suggestion for next week's Fan Favorite video in the comments!

Truer Words Have Never Been Worn

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 11, 2014 at 5:00PM


Oh Lord Jesus this shirt just gets it. We love you, Sweet Brown.

[via Keep Busy]

Throwback Thursday

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 13, 2014 at 6:00PM

Each week, we'll give you the gift of a Tosh.0 classic. 

What did I tell you, kids? If you're ever thirsty in the middle of the night, get a cold pop. Water is dumb.

[via Tosh.0]

Oh Louise, You're The Best

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 6, 2014 at 2:00PM

If Bubb Rubb and Sweet Brown had a baby that was incredibly old…

[via Barstool]









sweet brown



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