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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Bunch Of Dicks

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 1, 2014 at 4:00PM

bunch of dicks

I'd rather lick a hundred penises than let Putin anywhere near my face.

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[photo: Yurko Dyachyshyn/Stringer/Getty Images]

Room For Another?

Posted by: Josh Keown | August 15, 2014 at 8:00PM

I think I just Krispy Kremed my pants.

[via Izismile]

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bath

bra

dessert

doughnut

krispy kreme

sexy

sweet

tub

Just Remain Calm

Posted by: Josh Keown | August 2, 2014 at 12:00PM

Probably not the right time to use the "you're sweet as honey" pick-up line.

[via Izismile]

Cute Is Out And Sexy Is In

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 20, 2014 at 8:00PM

They don’t give you judgy looks when you ask for preteen thongs, like all of the other stores.

[via Break]

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clothing

kids

mall

retail

sexy

store

sweet

thongs

Something Sweet For Y'all

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 15, 2014 at 9:00PM

Golden Corral should have never put that chocolate fountain on their buffet.

[via Ratchet Mess]