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Tattoo Of The Week

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 1, 2015 at 5:00PM


How sweet are we talking? Because I prefer mine with just a drop of honey.

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From Around the Web

Hardcore Sweet

Posted by: Ricky Carmona | January 8, 2015 at 11:00PM


Walk up in that barbershop like "Alright let me get the Willy Wonka."

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Bunch Of Dicks

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 1, 2014 at 4:00PM

bunch of dicks

I'd rather lick a hundred penises than let Putin anywhere near my face.

Think you have a better caption for this image?

Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

And help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are best. We'll take your likes into consideration when making our pick.

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Room For Another?

Posted by: Josh Keown | August 15, 2014 at 8:00PM

I think I just Krispy Kremed my pants.

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krispy kreme




Just Remain Calm

Posted by: Josh Keown | August 2, 2014 at 12:00PM

Probably not the right time to use the "you're sweet as honey" pick-up line.

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