• Zoom Zoom

    This would just look like a normal-sized plane in Trump's hands.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Sometimes you don't even know you're a bad person until you're on drugs.

  • #TBT

    Just in case it's been too long since you've masturbated to Daniel.

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Gotta Get Up To Get Down

Posted by: Rachel Callman | July 8, 2015 at 4:00PM

If that nightstand had been from IKEA, she'd be dead right now.

[via Uber Humor]

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Let Me Tell You About Tinder

Posted by: Rachel Callman | January 30, 2015 at 10:00AM

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The fact that it says "Adult" means it's probably a 14-year-old virgin under that hood.

[via Bro My God]

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I Don't Doubt It

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 13, 2014 at 10:00AM

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"The things I've seen…" -the dog that she's wheeling around

[via The Chive]

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Ma'am?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 12, 2014 at 11:00AM

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Orientation is gonna be pret-ty rough.

[via Estou Louco]

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What Happened To Stamp Collecting?

Posted by: Josh Keown | December 13, 2013 at 8:00PM

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"Damn-it,  now my 'murder sweatshirt' reeks of Subway."

[via The Clearly Dope]