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Helpful Hints For The Paranoid

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 1, 2014 at 3:00PM

did recently share a shit-pie with a bleeding stranger I met on vacation in the Congo… but I feel fine.

[via Daily Garlic]

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blood

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ebola

fluids

outbreak

paranoia

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virus

That’s One Classy Vag

Posted by: Josh Keown | August 25, 2014 at 10:00PM

And trust me it’s hard to pull off when you’re constantly covered in behind-the-knee sweat.

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Tea Bag 360

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 2, 2014 at 11:00AM

If you don't box him out, Chandler Parsons' will drag his sweaty ball bag across your nose.

[via Daily Garlic]

This Person Should Be Famous

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 4, 2014 at 12:00PM

So with a flick of my magic blogging wand…

Even those Wall Street guys need to blow off steam sometimes.

And don't forget to check out the other people who deserve fame!

[via Barstool]

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balls

famous

lol jon

music

person

sing

subway

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train

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windows

The Battle Against 'Swamp Ass' Rages On

Posted by: Josh Keown | September 10, 2013 at 9:00PM

PUBLISHED by catsmob.com

Genius idea. As long as your girlfriend doesn't get her hair caught in the fan. #roadhead #himom #thisismyjob

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fan

girlfriend

heat

roadhead

summer

swamp ass

swamp butt

sweat