The first time you see Adele in concert…
[via Acid Cow]
This is the only way to look cool while playing Mahjong.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
I'd date her just because she didn't laugh at any of Bill's jokes.
Whether you're single or taken this Valentine's Day, it's a good idea to stock up on tissues and lotion.
I like a woman who can eat food so phallic it scares people passing by.
[via Caveman Circus]
Only if you promise to never take the trash out.
It's probably not a good idea to be making that gesture in front of someone who suffers from a reptile dysfunction.
We received tons of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.
After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Robert Young.
Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.
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