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Can You Point Me Toward The Ass Aisle?

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 18, 2014 at 11:00AM

I like big sales and I cannot lie.

[via Booty of the Day]

There's A Glitch In The Meat Department

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 16, 2014 at 5:00PM

"I'm telling you, these bone-in pork chops are nothing but binary code."

[via Daily Garlic]

We Really Do

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 24, 2014 at 6:00PM

I'd cry racism, but I can't pretend like I haven't had a Wisconsin sharp cheddar change my life.

[via Daily Garlic]

What Did You Expect? 

Posted by: Josh Keown | January 31, 2014 at 10:00PM

This pic gets considerably more depressing if Cookie Monster is buying cat litter and apple sauce.

[via Imgur]

Apple Bottom Girl

Posted by: Josh Keown | January 15, 2014 at 8:00PM

The worst game of apple bobbing just broke out at the supermarket.

[via Uber Humor]