Turns out his secret identity is Joe Francis.
With great power comes great responsibility, and doggie bags. You're going to need a shit ton of doggie bags, Spidey.
What this kid doesn't know is that when he goes to school, Spider-Man just kicks back all day and watches "Duck Dynasty."
[via Acid Cow]
"Oh, this? It's just laundry day. Also, I enjoy running marathons dressed as Wonder Woman."
[via The Chive]