Turns out his secret identity is Joe Francis.
We like to make our dinner feel very important before violently murdering it.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
At least she doesn't have to deal with dry elbows in the winter.
And with that, he packed up his dreams of being able to walk again.
With great power comes great responsibility, and doggie bags. You're going to need a shit ton of doggie bags, Spidey.
What this kid doesn't know is that when he goes to school, Spider-Man just kicks back all day and watches "Duck Dynasty."
[via Acid Cow]
"Oh, this? It's just laundry day. Also, I enjoy running marathons dressed as Wonder Woman."
[via The Chive]