Turns out his secret identity is Joe Francis.
From their office to your garage.
She doesn't even know how to snorkle, she's just winging it.
Combining dating and food delivery is just plain efficient.
Even in Season Five our guests knew Donald Trump's voice should make people run.
With great power comes great responsibility, and doggie bags. You're going to need a shit ton of doggie bags, Spidey.
What this kid doesn't know is that when he goes to school, Spider-Man just kicks back all day and watches "Duck Dynasty."
[via Acid Cow]
"Oh, this? It's just laundry day. Also, I enjoy running marathons dressed as Wonder Woman."
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