Turns out his secret identity is Joe Francis.
So this is where cats go when they sneak out of the house.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Save some of that ferocity for your wedding night, little lady.
This election year feels like we're living in an episode of Drunk Future. Minus the robots.
With great power comes great responsibility, and doggie bags. You're going to need a shit ton of doggie bags, Spidey.
What this kid doesn't know is that when he goes to school, Spider-Man just kicks back all day and watches "Duck Dynasty."
[via Acid Cow]
"Oh, this? It's just laundry day. Also, I enjoy running marathons dressed as Wonder Woman."
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