Turns out his secret identity is Joe Francis.
It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.
I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.
With great power comes great responsibility, and doggie bags. You're going to need a shit ton of doggie bags, Spidey.
What this kid doesn't know is that when he goes to school, Spider-Man just kicks back all day and watches "Duck Dynasty."
[via Acid Cow]
"Oh, this? It's just laundry day. Also, I enjoy running marathons dressed as Wonder Woman."
[via The Chive]