Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- Kicking the punch machine is no way to impress a girl. Unless she's into dudes who can knock themselves out cold.
- Study shows that real life "inception" may be possible. While understanding the movie Inception still isn't.
- Let's celebrate, because apparently it's Canada Day! So drink a pint of maple syrup for our brethren from the north, even though they totally slacked on naming this holiday.
- Are slap bracelets making a comeback in sunglasses form? What about all those innocent children who were killed by slap bracelets the first time around?
- Colonial Americans drank three times as much as we do today. So how the hell do we have a country?
- Kim Kardashian thinks that whole OJ Simpson murder thing was pretty "weird." Never has a double-murder been described so eloquently.
- It's Hump Day, get your weekly dose of ass.