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Optimus Prime Is The New Kim K

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 25, 2014 at 2:00PM

Their lube is WD-40.

[via Izismile]

Business Up Front

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 23, 2014 at 9:00PM

He’s a more confident salesman when he doesn’t have to deal with swamp ass.

[via Uber Humor]

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The Ladies Are Lining Up With Aloe

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 18, 2014 at 9:00PM

I’m excited at the very thought of the peeling process.

[via Acid Cow]

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That's A Fun Tan Line

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 9, 2014 at 8:00PM

She was asked a dozen times if her furry friend wanted a bone.

[via The Chive]

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dog

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Just One Of The Girls

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 7, 2014 at 9:00PM

“Hey Lucy you should probably put on some sunscreen because you’re starting to smell amazing.”

[via Bunny Food]

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bacon

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