This whole country has gone to hell.
Make your own commercial for the new season, and you could wind up on TV.
They might be young, but they're just as vicious as a woman twice their age.
Never in the history of Web Redemptions has someone been so exactly who we thought they'd be.
The “Ohio Dream” is that you’ll land somewhere other than Ohio.
Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
That’s why you hire Spider-Man for birthday parties. Far less chance of indecent exposure in that costume.
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The worst part of a labrador shark attack is always the slobber.