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The Best … Summer … Ever

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 31, 2014 at 8:00PM

Jonah Hill is going to ask his mom if he can spend the night so they can get some ice cream, make a couch fort and prank call some supermodels.

[via Break]

Never Half-Ass It

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 26, 2014 at 10:00AM

Maybe she thought she saw poop floating in the pool.

[via Uber Humor]

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dangerous

dive

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ouch

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Optimus Prime Is The New Kim K

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 25, 2014 at 2:00PM

Their lube is WD-40.

[via Izismile]

Business Up Front

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 23, 2014 at 9:00PM

He’s a more confident salesman when he doesn’t have to deal with swamp ass.

[via Uber Humor]

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business

hot

salesman

sexy

suit

summer

swamp ass

The Ladies Are Lining Up With Aloe

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 18, 2014 at 9:00PM

I’m excited at the very thought of the peeling process.

[via Acid Cow]

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aloe

body

peeling

summer

sun

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