I honestly can't tell if this is lunch or sex.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
When your family gets really annoying this weekend, just give thanks this is not your mom.
And with that, he packed up his dreams of being able to walk again.
The “Ohio Dream” is that you’ll land somewhere other than Ohio.
Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
That’s why you hire Spider-Man for birthday parties. Far less chance of indecent exposure in that costume.
[via Ruined Childhood]
The worst part of a labrador shark attack is always the slobber.