She crapped her diaper on my hour-long commute.
Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
In an American subway, those kittens would be rats and the men would be covered in shit stains.
[via TC Mag]
If only the subway had more of this and less of the guy muttering to himself while lighting matches and staring at the flame.