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Subway Sativa

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 31, 2014 at 5:00PM

If you see something, smoke something.

[via Izismile]

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Subman Has It All

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 25, 2014 at 10:00PM

He has a nice smile, ripped abs and a penis is that is at least $15 long.

[via Bro My God]

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Time To Check In On Napoleon And Pedro

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 9, 2014 at 2:00PM

I'm pegging Napoleon for a footlong Italian BMT kinda guy. Honey oat bread.

[via The Clearly Dope, thanks Josh you're the tits!]

Who Wore It Better?

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 3, 2014 at 9:00PM

She completed the outfit with a perfume that smells like a mixture of butt and stale urine.

[via Imgur]

Doesn’t Seem So Bad

Posted by: Josh Keown | June 19, 2014 at 8:00PM

I don’t condone vandalizing signs but a winking face emoji sticker would look pretty solid at the end.

[via Imgur]