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Subway Stowaway

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 3, 2015 at 6:00PM

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You know things have gotten gross when even the rats don't want to touch the platform floors.

[via Sunamuna]

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Easy Rider

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 2, 2015 at 6:00PM

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I assume that book is "How to be Fucking Awesome in 5 Easy Accessories."

[via Imgur]

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Chicks Dig Bad Boys

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 24, 2015 at 1:00PM

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How am I supposed to compete with a man whose penis is three serpents?

[via Bombler]

Crazy Train

Posted by: Ricky Carmona | January 27, 2015 at 11:00PM

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If this blizzard shuts down the subway I know who gets eaten first.

[The Telegraph]

I’ll Catch The Next Train

Posted by: Josh Keown | January 23, 2015 at 9:00PM

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Rocket launchers are a handy weapon. You just never know when you’ll run into an evil villain with an armed helicopter hell-bent on destroying your neighborhood.

[via Imgur]