Let's not judge, maybe he's teething.
Very few people know that scorpion venom tastes like vanilla..
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Save some of that ferocity for your wedding night, little lady.
This election year feels like we're living in an episode of Drunk Future. Minus the robots.
Air guitar is such a dad move. Just buy him a cake and congratulate him on becoming a man.
After 9pm all Fresh Value Meals come with your choice of chips, cookie, or Sandwich Artist lap dance.