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All Aboard The A-Train

Posted by: TK Kelly | December 8, 2014 at 3:00PM

And now you know why I always pretend to be a sleepy Asian woman on the subway.

[via Trinixy]

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I Wouldn't Trust That Handle

Posted by: Josh Keown | December 2, 2014 at 9:00PM

Welp, I know how I’m decorating my Christmas tree this year.

[via Meme Whore]

Excellent Purchase

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 18, 2014 at 10:00AM

The petting zoo is right next to the Swedish meatballs.

It's name is FÅREN.

[via The Chive]

My Sub My Way

Posted by: Josh Keown | October 17, 2014 at 10:00PM

The all new Sweet Semen Steak & Cheese is October’s Sub of the Month.

[via Joanne Casey]

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World's Hardest Purse Dog

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 29, 2014 at 1:00PM

He's also a certified emotional support animal. In that he rips the face off anyone who upsets his owner.

[via Daily Garlic]