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Feelin' Froggy

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 26, 2015 at 6:00PM

FrogFace

Turns out the face paint from last night's Muppet fetish orgy was not water-soluble.

[via Pleated Jeans]

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From Around the Web

Laying Down The Hammer

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 26, 2015 at 3:00PM

SledgehammerGirl

Barricade the door, man. She found your Tinder profile and she's headed your way…

[via Izismile]

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How Bout Some Sandwich With Your Mayo?

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 18, 2015 at 10:00PM

subwaysoup

This must be Subway’s new “Turn Any Sandwich Into A Soup” promotion.

[via Fail Blog]

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Some Aren’t Ready For The Responsibility

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 22, 2015 at 9:00PM

sandwichfail

Jared from Subway is weeping quietly in his home and wiping away the tears with his big pants.

[via Lol He He He]

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Your A**hole Of The Day

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 16, 2015 at 10:00PM

subwayasshole

And she even had the nerve to ask the lady with the iPad if she would rub her feet.

[via Izismile]

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