• Zoom Zoom

    This would just look like a normal-sized plane in Trump's hands.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Sometimes you don't even know you're a bad person until you're on drugs.

  • #TBT

    Just in case it's been too long since you've masturbated to Daniel.

Tosh.0 Blog

Throwback Thursday

Posted by: Rachel Callman | July 16, 2015 at 6:00PM

Each week, we'll give you the gift of a Tosh.0 classic.

Legalize marijuana and fights will forever be this gentle and loving.

[via Tosh.0]

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Sorry Honey, All The Other Vanity Plates Were Taken

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It was between this and COOLWIDOWER58.

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Does This Count As Landscaping Or Manscaping?

Posted by: Matt Koff | November 2, 2012 at 1:00PM

Hey, if there's grass on the field, my hedges get a giant boner.

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Kohls Staples Dicks

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | October 19, 2010 at 5:00PM

Ha!  Funny names in a funny order makes a funny sign.

Can you imagine if "Kohl's" changed it's name to "Your Mom"?  I would shit my pants.

[via Reddit]