Try as you might, your genital herpes are here to stay.
If someone speaks broken English, it means they also speak a different language so they're probably better than me (and most likely you). But that still won't stop me from laughing at these random and poorly thrown together English shirts.
In a time when so many Americans are threatening to move to Canada, we salute these proud 10 for showing off their love of the red, white and blue culture.
I would tell that baby not to jump but really, it's all downhill after that age.
[via Bro My God]
Each week, we'll give you the gift of a Tosh.0 classic.
Don't worry, he can't actually get any dumber so this head injury means nothing.
Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web: