Try as you might, your genital herpes are here to stay.
From their office to your garage.
She doesn't even know how to snorkle, she's just winging it.
This is how all women psych themselves up before a date.
Even in Season Five our guests knew Donald Trump's voice should make people run.
If someone speaks broken English, it means they also speak a different language so they're probably better than me (and most likely you). But that still won't stop me from laughing at these random and poorly thrown together English shirts.
In a time when so many Americans are threatening to move to Canada, we salute these proud 10 for showing off their love of the red, white and blue culture.
I would tell that baby not to jump but really, it's all downhill after that age.
[via Bro My God]
Each week, we'll give you the gift of a Tosh.0 classic.
Don't worry, he can't actually get any dumber so this head injury means nothing.
Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web: