I suppose you'd like to blame this on the dog, huh?
It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.
I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.
Parties are fun, but sometimes you just want to stay in and fist-fuck a turkey on your Chuck Norris shrine.
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I'm going to be spending my post-Thanksgiving dinner coma wondering why this exists.
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