I suppose you'd like to blame this on the dog, huh?
Very few people know that scorpion venom tastes like vanilla..
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Save some of that ferocity for your wedding night, little lady.
This election year feels like we're living in an episode of Drunk Future. Minus the robots.
Parties are fun, but sometimes you just want to stay in and fist-fuck a turkey on your Chuck Norris shrine.
[via LOL Hehehe]
I'm going to be spending my post-Thanksgiving dinner coma wondering why this exists.
Think you can explain it? Tell us in the comments.
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