Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- Watch this dude hijack a boat wake. I assume he uses the word "gnarly" at least 20 times a day.
- Draymond Green accidentally Snapchatted his wiener to the world. So far it's the only dick in the league he hasn't kicked.
- Check out the media accommodations in Rio. Are they covering the Olympics or being held hostage?
- McDonald's is testing out a late night walk thru lane for drunks. Please, I've been testing that out since 2004.
- Scientists may have solved the mystery of the female orgasm. Turns out it's directly related to the size of your bank account.
- Former students reveal what they wish they knew before college. I wish I knew crabs wasn't as funny as it sounds.
- It's Monday, get those bras outta here.