Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- This tennis player just proved why English as a second language is tough. Or maybe the secret to her success really is doggystyle.
- Top 10 songs about prostitutes. Does she count as a muse if you have to pay her?
- Russian mafia headstones are amazing. I've always said not enough graves look like Scarface posters.
- Would you leave America forever if it meant not having to pay your student loans? Honestly, I might not have a choice.
- Guy dressed as Superman foils robbery. Tragically, he tried to celebrate by lifting a car and threw out his back.
- PETA made a Super Bowl ad that won't make it to air (NSFW). I'm confused, was that just an ad for fucking?
- Everyone knows Thursdays have giant boobs.