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Rear-Ended

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 25, 2014 at 3:00PM

Just like they teach you in driver's ed; hands at 10 and 2, feet behind your head, dogs working the pedals.

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car

dogs

driver

pretzel

safe driving

stretch

yoga

Well Look At You!

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 16, 2014 at 10:00AM

If he doesn't put that microphone up to his ass and fart I'm going to be very disappointed.

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flexible

guy

microphone

ouch

stretch

talent

Ready To Pop

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 8, 2014 at 1:00PM

You've got to get some cocoa butter on that food-baby, Larry. Nobody likes stretch marks.

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belly

bus

fat

group pic

gut

limo

Pregnant

stretch

You Know You Want This, Sonny Boy

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 15, 2013 at 1:00PM

OK, how much money will it take for you to stop doing that?

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Kids Are Useful

Posted by: Matt Koff | February 28, 2013 at 1:00PM

"My step-stool was broken, and now so is my daughter's hymen."

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