Christmas card chosen!
[via Kill Some Time]
We like to make our dinner feel very important before violently murdering it.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
At least she doesn't have to deal with dry elbows in the winter.
And with that, he packed up his dreams of being able to walk again.
"Look, if you're going to do that in my apartment, at least let me crack a window."
[via The Funny Beaver]
Each week, we'll give you the gift of a Tosh.0 classic.
Really makes you think twice before bragging about being an "animal lover."
I don't know what kind of crazy, filthy orgy you're about to step into, but I can appreciate the precaution.
He went to one yoga class to impress a chick and he's been stuck this way since.