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Bro, Do You Even Lift Cars?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 3, 2014 at 12:00PM

Yo, dude on the left: don't even bother flexing.

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That's Not Even That Much Weight

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 31, 2014 at 4:00PM

What is it like, 70 pounds? I don't work out.

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How Hard Can You Squeeze?

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 10, 2014 at 5:00PM

Warning: If your grip is between 30-40, DO NOT MASTURBATE.

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Fun Way To Pay The Bills

Posted by: Josh Keown | February 15, 2014 at 10:00AM

"Well, you don't sit with a pole lodged up your ass for eight hours a day." – A line he uses in every argument with his wife.

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Russian Crossfit

Posted by: TK Kelly | December 3, 2013 at 11:00AM

He also does kettle bell overheads using two handles of vodka and a funnel.

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