"Me? No, I'm not pissed. Just came to tell you what a lovely bear-dog you have."
The pre-show to Hillary's announcement was a little too pro-woman.
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"I love both of these in my mouth!" is something that should be said with your inside voice.
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I'm guessing there's a Starbucks on the other side of that street.
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