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Stupor Mario Bros.

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 25, 2016 at 11:00AM

SuperHammeredBros

This is where you wind up after Princess Peach admits she's not into either of you that way, then goes home with Bowser.

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Chariot For Two

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 23, 2016 at 6:00PM

RomanticRide

Riding cowgirl with the Craftsman on rabbit speed. AKA: the Tuscaloosa Anniversary.

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You Have Arrived At Your Destination

Posted by: Josh Keown | August 14, 2016 at 6:00PM

Giving yourself a traumatic brain injury to avoid paying cab fare is the oldest trick in the book.

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So… Stop?

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 11, 2016 at 5:00PM

TrafficLightFire

Actually, when the light's engulfed in flames I think you're supposed to drive on the sidewalk.

[via Catsmob]

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Anarchy In The Streets

Posted by: Josh Keown | August 5, 2016 at 8:00PM

*Wakes up Friday morning and there still isn’t a Frank Ocean album.*

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