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    We like to make our dinner feel very important before violently murdering it.

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    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

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    At least she doesn't have to deal with dry elbows in the winter.

  • #TBT

    And with that, he packed up his dreams of being able to walk again.

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It’s A Boy!

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 23, 2015 at 10:00PM


It would have been a nice touch to be surprised with vagina streamers right after I lost my virginity.

[via Rad Ass]

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Celebrate

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 8, 2013 at 12:00PM

It looks like Richard Simmons just shit on their parade.

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Charles Logan Taft.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.