We like to make our dinner feel very important before violently murdering it.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
At least she doesn't have to deal with dry elbows in the winter.
And with that, he packed up his dreams of being able to walk again.
Now he'll never have kids of own to scare the shit out of.
[via Uber Humor]
The secret code word in my family was, "Get in the fucking car."