• Caption Challenge

    We like to make our dinner feel very important before violently murdering it.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    At least she doesn't have to deal with dry elbows in the winter.

  • #TBT

    And with that, he packed up his dreams of being able to walk again.

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This Week's Raw Clips

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 26, 2014 at 1:20AM


From Around the Web

Can't Turn Down A Great Deal

Posted by: TK Kelly | December 17, 2013 at 1:00PM

High risk, high reward. Candy is delicious.

[via Acid Cow]

This Person Should Actually Be Famous

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 24, 2013 at 12:00PM

So with a flick of my magic blogging wand…

I don't watch 4 minutes of anything. So to Doug, congratulations. And to all you comedy groups making 6 minute sketches, now you know.

And don't forget to check out the other people who deserve fame!

[via Unique Daily]

Inflatable Stranger-Danger

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 24, 2013 at 6:00PM

Now he'll never have kids of own to scare the shit out of.

[via Uber Humor]

Let's Learn Something Today

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 6, 2012 at 12:00PM

The secret code word in my family was, "Get in the fucking car."

[via Hell.tv]



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